The Freaky Unicorns

One day a pretty pink pony named Garret a boy pony, was combing his long thick eyelashes. He had pretty purple eyes and pooped butterflies. He loved talking about dollies and rainbows, His best friends was Sam another boy pony who loved the same things. All day they combed their long thick butt hair then rode the yellow brick foot to get a golden carrot. Garrett's favorite food was artifical sparkles with glitter in a milkshake. Then he pranced away. Oh no! I broke a nail! Garrett screamed.Then he jumped into the air and landed on a bed of thorns. His butt hair broke the fall. Then he combed his thick eyelashes till they screamed in pain. Garrett's friend Sam came over with another fat pony named Jacob. Jacob was really fat and had long butt hair and thick eyelashes. I love my pink hair! He would say as he farted. That smells yummy! Sam said as he sniffed the fart. How about we take a foot of bloody red guts to an apple! Garrett suggested.