The Peanut Butter Chronicles

Jif, the peanut butter jar looked around as he grabbed a spoon. He jabbed the spoon in and scooped a big glob of peanut butter. He splat it on the ground, and there was the start of a new life. The Peanut butter slithered across the ground he then popped open two eyes and some feet and arms and walked alot. He game up to a great ocean trapped in a boat. He saw a tube which sprayed water. "Hmm... This must be a weird body of water." The peanut butter glob said and jumped into it. He then felt his body being washed away. "Nooo!!!!" He cried but it was too late. The water was filled with a gooey brown. The Jif jar sprouted legs and ran to it. It had only been a hour and the por glob of peanut butter was washed away.

The next day Jif jabbed up another glob of peanut butter and raised it to mae sure it never got into the big horrid ocean again.